let me font how i messed up trying to see sinners

Everyone and their mama has been asking me if i saw Sinners.

i haven’t but i do did plan to see it.
you’ll soon see how i fucked up.
many people i know,
including Foxholers,
told me go see it in the theater NOW.

“Yes sir!”

i forgot that i had a voucher for a free ticket to see wicked last year.
i never saw wicked in the theater because it came out on digital shortly after.
so i went to AMC and booked a ticket to see sinners for this week.

“70mm,” it said.

i heard this is how you’re supposed to see this movie.
uh,
no.

this is the part i learned that i fucked up…

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steven beck is putting his marriage on private?

you know what i’ve learned being nosy in other people’s relationships?
well,
let me font you:

The audience can tell early on the relationships sucks.

sometimes,
it’s not hating.
we have eyes and working discernment.
we can tell when a relationship isn’t going to work,
when one person is doing the most on the highest of pick-me levels,
or we hear whispers of a cheating and ain’t shit partner in the Fox-vine.
this is why it’s good to keep your relationship private until it’s built on solid foundation.
even then

an F-BI sent me a ton of alleged drops about steven beck and his husband,
1stkingdavid.

as you know,
or didn’t,
there were ( x rumors of a divorce on the horizon ).
an F-BI may have helped clear that right up…

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“ask jamari about what i like in sex.”

Have you ever had another male say something so wild,
it made you do this face?

not only that,
you put them on the “i think he wants to fuck me” list?

well that was me and my face yesterday with mutual friends,
one who we have fonted about before.
he’ll be friend A in this situation and the other will be friend B.
so last night,
we were hanging out and friend A asked friend B,
RANDOMLY mind you:

“If you ever met a fine ass vixen and she had a dick,
would you still fuck her?”

this was me:

now

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this alleged pipe leakage made me crave a juicy sausage

i haven’t had a juicy sausage in a minute.
tbh,
i haven’t really been feeling meats all that much.
i’ve been highkey dealing with the vegetarian menu.
don’t get me wrong,
i love a thick piece of juicy steak in my mouth…

…but the way some of these meat be getting recalled,
I have been extremely cautious.

uh,
are we fonting about food or menz?
anyhoo,
the alleged juicy meat on this attentionisto tho…

made my mouth water.
heavy…

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saquon barkley didn’t get the “scheduling conflicts” group chat message, apparently

i know,
it sucks.

we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.

…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?

that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:

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why rhyheim shabazz has the bigger D than the other OF “stars”

Jackson Oliveira | Manzonni @themanzonni

do we still know how to be mysterious in a forest that rewards oversharing?
rhyheim shabazz carries himself differently.
not just as a black adult content creating hybrid,
but one who knows his worth without having to explain it.
now i’ll admit:
i don’t exactly subscribe to his work but i see it,
and more importantly,
i see him.
i came across this tweet and it said:

and i thought,
damn

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