teyana taylor loves to talk about what she does with iman shumpert,
don’t she?
so she has a song on her album “k.t.s.e” called “3 way”.
you can already guess what it’s about.
no.
it isn’t about a phone call with 3 people.

sidebar: what does the foxhole think about the album?
i’m hearing “trash” to “okay”.
anyway,
this is what she told “big boy tv”…
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everyone should know how the carribean animals dance.
it is basically fuckin’ with no clothes on.
those who never been to a carribean party are usually shocked.
hell,
most dancing has a sexual nature to it.
it isn’t this:

although my snow wolf in the front was gittin’ it!
iman shumpert and teyana taylor got down at a party and…
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iman shumpert and teyana taylor are the “it” couple right now.
everyone is trying to re-create their #relationshipgoals.
well how many are ready to let their s/o slide into their dms?
anyone?
iman let teyana inside his dms and well via baller alert…
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i knew ^this baller wolf had a big peen.
you couldn’t tell me nba baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
wasn’t packing that meat.
 #eggplantnofriday
well his baby mama,
teyana taylor,
uploaded a precious moment to her snap.
this also happened…
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i like to think iman shumpert‘s face doesn’t “pick up good” in photos.
that’s not a bad thing!
in person,
he is actually really attractive.
i saw him when he first got signed to the knicks in ’11.
i didn’t know who he was,
but he was cute from where i was standing.
well teyana taylor,
his socialite girlfriend and part time singer,
put up this picture allegedly on “eggplant friday” and well…
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I was not intending to go really.
I do not do “signings”.
I’m not a groupie so standing in a line waiting for a Baller Wolf is not my idea of a good time.
Also, here is couple other reasons…

I don’t do lines.
I do not do heat in a line.
I do not do kids in a line.

All 3 things violated me today something heavy!
My friend wanted to go because he is the new rookie drafted to the Knicks.
As a Knicks fan, he wanted an autograph.
I wanted a seat.
But when I walked up to him, I was taken by surprise.
He was kinda smashable…

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