the “boring one” gets a storyline?
so kourtney kardashian has spent her years pretty lowkey.
i mean,
she has had her issues with scott,
but nothing like the other kkk.
well i guess she wanted to change alla that.
so kourtney broke up with her fine young meat,
younes bendjima.

i bet that pipe had her feeling all kinds of young.
younes was 25.
allegedly,
she decided she wanted to go much lower.
how about “20”?
this is who she is allegedly hooking up with now…
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well it looks like everyone’s dream has come true.
nick jonas is down with the swirl.
oh,
you thought i was gonna say he liked foxtail.
baby steps.
he is allegedly swirling with one of his backup dancers from his tour.
her name is cherry d.
these are the pictures for the foxhole review…
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did you brush your teeth?
did you wash your face?
did you take a shower?
did you put your clothes out for tomorrow?
pack your bag?
good boy.
its time to hear a bedtime story!
one i will talk about tomorrow.
this is the story of a fox who realized gay sex sites are not the wave anymore.
well for him anyway.
hooking up is so yesterday,
or it is it?
well one of my f-bi sent me this story written by lester brathwaite.
it was seen over at mr obnoxious.
lets get into it shall we…
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