My Inner Hoe Is a Bad Influence on my Life!!!!

We all have an Inner Hoe…

… and it seems to always emerge ESPECIALLY in this damn lifestyle!
Although I think some of you hoes lost the battle and just traded places.
I know a few that keep their Inner Hoes contained properly.
Only to let them out when we are about to have sex with their Wolves/the right ones.
Others, however, I have seen keeping theirs in their back pockets or even as their own Gods.
But, what if you aven’t had it in so long that your Inner Hoe is starting to rebel?
Do you find the nearest Bible and repent?
Or, do you keep Inner Hoe in a cage until you meet the right person to let loose on?

How well have you trained your Inner Hoe?

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Carmelo Anthony and The Hoe Going Through a Mid Hoin’ Crisis

These sad hoes today…

Won’t they ever learn to SHUT THE FAWK UP?
I don’t get it… I really don’t…

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The Greatest Trick A HOE Ever Played Was To Act Like He Didn’t Exsist.

THIS ENTRY GOES OUT TO MY HOES.

In the Concrete Forest, you can pretty much spot the hoe.
He will literally have a flashing red BLEEP over his head if you look carefully.
It says to other Wolves, “OPEN FOR BUSINESS”.
HOES are a 24 hour business, which sadly nowadays is FREE.
I remember when being a HOE was exclusive.
Only problem is, being a HOE is played out.
EVERYONE is striving to be a HOE.

HOES tend to be messy and do too much HOE shit that it ultimately catches them up.
Those are the BASIC HOES we won’t talk about.

Let’s talk about the UNDERCOVER HOES for a minute…

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Money, Cars, and HOES… Thats All A Fox Knows.

Apparently the world has taken a dramatic shift in it’s main core.

Well humans have actually.
It seems these days that a sex tape means 100,000 followers automatically.

Use to be strippers who dated rappers are now getting talk shows and major endorsements.

and sucking the right dicks will have you on New York Best Seller List.

All while being a respectable human being puts you in a segregated dumpster.
The same dumpster the ho use to reside in… until they moved to 1200 Come Up on Easy Street.

Now, Jamari isn’t telling you to be HO.
Sure, I say that if you are dating a Wolf, make sure his money is in order.
Who would want to date a broke man who can’t even afford a plastic cup to pee in?
BUT… I will tell you how being a bore and good two shoes can pretty much have you alone.
To catch a Wolf or a career by the toe…

Eenie Meeni Miny… Ho?

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The Higher The Bid; The Better The Dick?

Being a ho is a tough job.

All that wear and tear on the body is never pleasant.
In these rough economic times, people are doing many things to get money.
Hoing, escort, and even porn = laying on your back and taking some serious dick.
I cannot knock anyone else’s hustle.
Usually, you would think that Foxes were the main ones getting their ho on…

But after a talk with a Fox of mine,
so many Wolves are giving dick for donations.
Is it true?