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Which A List Actress Bit Beyonce?

who bit beyonce?
that is the talk of today.
all the hive members at my office didn’t do any work today.
they were sharpening their stingers for their latest victim.
in that same ( x gq interview ),
tiffany haddish told a story of an a list actress who allegedly bit beyonce.
she was even gonna fight them for her.
this is what she had to say
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Travis Tritt Learned The Hive Does Beyonce’s PR

tumblr_og2dewfamr1sveb0mo1_1280b looks like a pure snow bunny in that pic.
well beyonce came,
saw,
and she got the hyenas mighty upset.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but she performed at the country music awards last week.
well she had all the rednecks upset.
you probably can assume why.
one redneck and country music vet,
travis tritt,
allegedly had this to say on twitter…
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If Beyonce Can Get Nekkid, Then So Can Amber and Kim

Screen Shot 2016-03-15 at 7.44.13 PMamber rose!
why?
why would you?
ugh.
so ever since amber rose and kim kardashian buried the hatchet,
amber has been doing a lot of “kapin’ for the kardashians”.
as you know,
or don’t,
amber is all about her “slut walk” campaign.
it’s a vixen’s life to sexual freedom and nakedness.
well she had a thought that has been confusing her.
it involved beyonce.
you already know how this ended up.
this is what amber said via uproxxx
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Everyone Get Into “Formation”

tumblr_nwk1xx8mz71rqgjz2o1_1280so i was minding my business,
watching “american crime”,
and i heard a slight rumble.
suddenly it got louder.
i got a little scared.
at first i thought it was an earthquake.
nope.
it was #hive fallin’ out because beyonce released a new video.
it’s called “formation” and well…
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