i’m wet too marvin.
so marvin bienaime wanted to bless us with some hump day love.
not his hump,
but the hump of one his models for one of his shoots.
the theme was “solid gold“.
foxhole…

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so i’m not really into exploring when it comes to food.
i stick with my usually proteins.
chicken.
pork.
seafood.
i literally had seafood salad 2 years ago and ate an actual tentacle.
chewy,
but it was good.
others are different and into exploring other delicacies,
especially in other countries.
well in china,
the same country this whole “contagion” has started,
they are feasting on…

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i often wonder if a big ass dick is a disability.
like,
when your dick can’t even fit in your underwear all the way…

How would it even get into a tiny foxhole?

i mean,
these are important questions.
so when i’m sent a pipe like the following,
i’m often left asking…

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one thing about me,
i’m very independent.
i always feel awkward asking for help.
i’m learning that…

It doesn’t hurt to ask

you could get a “no” or receive a tremendous blessing.
so i’m gonna ask the foxhole for help tonight…

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FOXMAIL

Hey Jamari,

Long time fan and reader here. This past weekend I’ve ran into an issue and I wanted to get your advice on it. So for pretty much my whole high school career I’ve had the BIGGEST crush on one of my friends. Just hanging out with him after school would make my day ten times better but I was always hurt because I knew I was wasting my time because he wasn’t gay so I just took it on the chin and tried to move on. This past weekend, some odd years after high school, this nigga decides to come out to me and introduce me to his boyfriend. To see I was flabbergasted would be an understatement. Now, all the emotions I had suppressed for years came back and I’ve been in my feelings these past couple days. I’m genuinely happy that he’s happy now but ain’t the same time, I’m sad that it’s not with me (I know this sounds selfish but that’s honestly how I feel). I need your advice as to how to move on with the friendship.

Should I just play everything off and deal with it?

Should i tell him and let that play out?

Or should I just stop talking to him?

You’re the only one I feel like I can talk to about this.Thank you for your time and I’d appreciate any feedback!

MY ANSWER…

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have you been in a situation,
i’m sure many of you have,
where someone took their shirt off and it was like…

“Jesus,
give me the strength…“

i’ve been in many of those situations.
some on purpose; many by accident.
i’m surprised i didn’t spontaneously combust.
i put the following video on the foxhole ig today.
i want answers… Continue reading “a “Jesus, give me strength” type of situation (my thought are unclean)” →