this picture is really disturbing but this is everyone’s idea of what jail is like.
the jokes is being someone’s bitch whose name is “bubba“.
to some gays,
that is a legit fantasy.
a fine wolf with a prison bawdy giving you the business every night in ya’ll cell.
( x see here )
( x see another here )
one of the biggest fears for any male,
besides going to actual prison,
is getting raped in prison.
you’ll be out here like tom dubois from “the boondocks“:

again,
some males might be willing participants.
thanks to this guide a foxholer sent me,
it teaches us:

“How Not To Get Raped in Prison”

well…

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have you ever wanted to start an onlyfans,
but you didn’t know where to start?
should your main focus be jackin off?
sex?
a mixture of both?
should the page be free?
charge upon entry?
what about exclusive content?
well wonder no more.
jimmy smacks is giving us a lesson in how to make a poppin’ onlyfans…
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as a fox,
you want to meet wolves with deep pockets.
some may just be baller wolves.
lets say you do meet one.
i hope you are dreaming big and not basic.
now lets say he lives in an entirely different state than you do.
what do you do?
well i’ll tell you…
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i’m all for a good role playing game of:
“the robber fox and the police wolf”
or
“catch the wanted wolf and then search him… with my mouth“
that’s all fun and games in the bedroom,
but in real life,
the police are no joke.
i was visiting one of my favorite tumblrs,
megahitsensation,
and i saw this guide on how to handle the pigs.
i know ya’ll are quick to cuss them out.
i wont lie but i’m not the biggest fan of them.
real talk: that shit can land you in handcuffs.
this is how to deal with them correctly…
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as you know i make love to pinterest regularly.
i was pinning real good just now and came across that guide on how to wear jeans.
nothing worse than someone wearing the wrong jeans for their body.
this guide should help a lost fashion soul.

lowkey: i really need to get my money right.
pinterest is making me miss shopping.
my “fox swagg” board is poppington.
you should check it out for daily tips and ideas for things to wear!
follow me as well!

x press here to enjoy my fox swagg board

as you can tell…
i <3 clothes like i do a fine wolf.

we can’t avoid them.
hell they aren’t easy to ignore.
you know them very well.
they are the fun-filled characters who dominate our social media experience.
they have the best bodies and perfect faces.
they are a mystery (until you find their twitter and it completely turns you off).
they command re-blogged pictures and over 100 likes.
same face; same smile; same poses.
this is how they keep up their “celebrity” status.
they always have a talent (average at best).
it’s like they need to “be” something for us to like them.
model, rapper, singer, or business man.
one that we hope will one day be recognized by the upper echelon.
but for now,
they find their audience through computer screens and cell phones.
they are our fantasy.
we hope that with enough comments,
they will finally “@” us to show their acknowledgement.
well i’m here to tell you stop being stupid…

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