who wants some chocolate fudge cake?
oh so now you turn down my cooking?
well starve!
hmph!
so an f-bi sent me this hilarious youtube video just now.
its an “informative” video for the d/l and curious about foxhole sex.
is bootyhole sex stinky and gross?
will you get pound of hersheys in your lap on your first time?
hell will you do it and have to move away in fear of embarrassment?
well check this out…
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…in australia, that is.
billboards,
tv spots,
national awareness days,
as well as people dying right in front of you.
yet people dont listen.
hiv has hit australia pretty bad especially for “us”.
abc news has all the details… Continue reading “Be Careful of the HIV Down Under” →

pharrell got jay z grossed the fuck out off “two girls; one cup”?
well this showed up on my twitter feed today.
you know i had to watch that asap.
after some sniffing around,
i found the video clip!
ready for it?…

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what.
the.
hell?
there is a sex doll of justin bieber that is selling out the stores fast.
i would ask the obvious question,
but i think the man may slap me across my head…

Continue reading “You Should Get Inside Just-in Beaver Tonight” →

I got neck critters.
No…. my neck does not have crabs.
The back of my neck feels itchy and annoying.
I am not a happy Fox right now.

Continue reading “The Over Abundance of Neck Critters” →