Tag: grand theft auto 5
Drivin’ Round Pickin’ Up Hookers
as you know,
or didn’t,
one of my favorite games last year was gta 5.
one of my other favorite things was driving around pickin up hookers.
aah.
the sweet smell of video game cooch.
am i the only one who thought franklin was hot?
okay good.
i’m not the only one
anyway gta 5 was just released for xo and ps4.
they upgraded the look of the game,
as well as added first person view.
i was curious as to what “a first person gta smashin” was like.
wshh had a snippet and well…
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I Love When The Beat Is Hard and Clean
Grand Theft Auto 5 Is Like What Good Pipe Can Do To You
you know i’m black when the first thing i do is so steal a hummer,
go get a hair cut,
and then go see some skrippas.
grand theft auto 5 has got me consumed.
it had me up until 5 am last night.
geez is this what getting mind altering pipe feels like?…
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The Only Thing You Need To Control Is His Penis Inside You
control.
your control.
control in what you say.
control in what you do.
are you really doing it your way?
some of us in life want to be in control of everything.
we have to make sure things go smoothly.
when they don’t,
it can equal a disaster.
for the rest,
they live life on their terms.
they have fun and jump head first.
rocks or water,
who cares!
just jump and pray god has your back towards the bottom.
i had to ask…
Do you like to always be in control?
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I Want To Pipe Prostitutes In Back Alleys (GTA)
so as you know every (baller) wolf has gone into hibernation for the winter.
gta has been released.
they’ll only be coming out to get food,
use the bathroom,
and maybe some pussy/booty.
honestly i wanted to treat myself and buy it.
this would be the first time i actually played it.
a “straight” wolf i know use to know loved to invite me over to watch him play.
he would get excited as he did shit.
it was kina like foreplay.
so i wanted to ask…
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Would You Like To Run A Ho Over For Not Paying You?
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Only time you can sex a prostitute and be WINNING….
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