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Do You Think You Could Still Smash A Vixen?

some of us have dealt with vixens before.
some of us are still dealing with vixens now.
yeah i see you.
an f-bi sent me a online game called “date ariane”.
its virtual reality fun,
where you choose your own adventure as you click on the screen.
i took her on a date,
we went to some restaurant,
i took her to some store where i mistakenly saw her pussy,
went to the amusement park,
and then i took her home.
i got a 6 out of 10.
french kiss included.
said i can call her again.
score!
you think you could do better?…
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Grand Theft Auto 5 Is Like What Good Pipe Can Do To You

you know i’m black when the first thing i do is so steal a hummer,
go get a hair cut,
and then go see some skrippas.
grand theft auto 5 has got me consumed.
it had me up until 5 am last night.
geez is this what getting mind altering pipe feels like?…
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How To Say What I’m Saying Without Actually Saying It.

these following gifs tho…
i’m just saying what i’m not saying…

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How Does My Body Guard’s Ass Taste?

weed smoking.
crazy parties.
leather pants wearing.
still managing to have perfect hair.
this is the newest bad boy in the entertainment scene.
breezy wolf move over!
your spot has officially been stolen.
justin biebs sat front row at the miami heat game last night.
well…