funny

*when you smash a hyper masculine fox

*the hyper-masculine fox.
i’ve met a few.
i know i have a lot who lurk within the foxhole..
now it’s to be confused with “the gay jock”.
they call themselves jocks because they work out and get banged in jock straps.
nope.
these are the ones that:

– will take control aggressively of the dick
– demanding af
– probably doesn’t moan,
like,
ever

a foxholer sent me this video…
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Drake Has Bad Blood With Apple Music

19f41c188ed5995e9a984a8cf700390e am i the only one who thinks champagne papi is corny cute?
i can do with a heavy dork and drake is just that.
did anyone see his new apple music commercial?
well if not,
let me show you…
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On The Floor Seriously (A Quickie)

i just saw this on someone’s pinterest just now.
i had to post it because i was on the floor.
so real life for me lol
i wish they would direct me to the breakthrough i been lookin for tho.
i don’t need the face palm when i’m fuckin up.
just sayin…

My Stripper Name Would Be “Booty Booty Foxi Cheeks”

“yo you busy?”

my straight wolf friend had some time to burn before his meeting.
he texted me earlier to see if he could come through.
i was in the middle of making breakfast so i said why not?
when he arrived,
i threw on another omlettes and turned on love and hiphop atl.
i missed all the ratchetness last night so i needed to catch up.
as we ate the omelets i prepared,
he asked me an interesting question…

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