We all have an Inner Hoe…

… and it seems to always emerge ESPECIALLY in this damn lifestyle!
Although I think some of you hoes lost the battle and just traded places.
I know a few that keep their Inner Hoes contained properly.
Only to let them out when we are about to have sex with their Wolves/the right ones.
Others, however, I have seen keeping theirs in their back pockets or even as their own Gods.
But, what if you aven’t had it in so long that your Inner Hoe is starting to rebel?
Do you find the nearest Bible and repent?
Or, do you keep Inner Hoe in a cage until you meet the right person to let loose on?

How well have you trained your Inner Hoe?

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I make “straight” Wolves feel comfortable.

Call it a gift.
As some Foxes make Wolves get into that zone in private,
others can do that in public and be the “friend” or “cousin”.
Some Wolves actually like the fact he can bring you outside and you not raise a single alarm.
But, when you meet a Wolf who has a WIFEY…
how do you keep from having her suspect anything?
Wolves these days are putting Vixens on their arms and pretending to be straight.
It is pretty pointless and messy if you ask me, but whatever.

But I always wondered…

Does she secretly know?

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“I’M SO KIDDING!”

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Imagine what is it like to be Breezy Wolf?

You are the next coming to Michael Jackson.
No one can touch your talent on the mic and the dance floor.
You can have whatever you want… and pretty much whomever you want.
You done dug out pop stars, porn stars, models, producers, and his own manager.
So, you go through the industry using your “power” to get as much “?-hole” as you want.

Well, you don’t have to be Breezy Wolf to have this life kids.
You can basically have a little bit of power in this industry and people will be willing to fuck you.
The same people who probably wouldn’t take you seriously on a sunny day on the street,
are now dropping their pants to get a piece of what you have.
But, what happens when people use their titles to become groupies?
Is there a subtle way to be a “professional groupie”?
And, why do they always end up looking so thirsty with their mud on their faces?

What is the benefits of being a groupie?

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I always thought he was cute.
He has a big mouth that looks like he could do some damage on a Foxhole.
Who knew he would be the latest victim of sexting gone WRONG…

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I have had to fake an orgasm before.

Um… no. 

You know, a Wolf slides on top of/side of/or behind you and doesn’t know what the FUCK he was doing?
It’s like every time you get in bed with him, you could feel the vomit rising in your throat.
I secretly wanted to tell him, “Hey buddy there are books on ways to fuck me! You ever heard of foreplay?”
But, I didn’t want to be rude and be a total asshole.
So I did what a Fox could only do…

I faked it.

I continued to fake it three more times until I decided to leave well enough alone.
But I wondered that if I kept the facade up, where would I be now?
He was interested in pursuing something, BUT he had so many negatives that I could not find one positive reason to stay.
Was I being smart?
Or, should I have done what everyone else is doing these days?

Is it better to fake it?

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I dunno if I want to label this “15 Seconds of Lame” or “Shut Up and Fuck Me“.
I’ll let you decide….