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You Ever Just Looked At Your Phone and Gave This Face?
apparently i’m too optimistic.
who woulda thunk?
i woke up to about 13 iMessages today on my phone,
from left,
who thinks that i’m not seeing the real side of life.
the one where white people are “crackas”,
everyone is out to get you,
it’s all about money and power,
and you are doomed if you aren’t rich.
that’s his biggest problem with me.
in his words:
“that’s jamari’s world and everyone just lives in it.”
all because i refuse to call white people “crackas”,
not manipulate and fuck people over for power,
and just keep the faith as i work towards my goals.
well what a fuckin’ disgusting man of a bitch i am.
i need to be shot on site then.
lowkey: someone may need to get read the riot act.
soon.
i been holding a lot of word vomit in for a while now.
it’s time to throw it up.
When Did Pleasure P Get So Fine?
i mean pleasure p was cute,
but that beard made him look fine as hell.
looking like a younger maxwell or something.
i dig.
never shave.
oh…
wear fitteds.
lowkey: does he still make music?
Raz B In A Coma and On Life Support
R&B singer Raz-B is currently on life support in a hospital in China … just one day after he was smashed in the face with a bottle at a nightclub, TMZ has learned.
We spoke to Raz’s publicist, Toy Jones, who tells us, “He is in a coma and needs as many prayers as possible.”
As we previously reported, the 28-year-old was performing at a club in China on Thursday and was smashed in the face with a glass bottle while trying to break up a fight that erupted in the crowd.
Raz received medical attention hours after the incident –and underwent minor surgery to repair a gash in his lip.
But the next day, sources close to Raz tell us he didn’t wake up … and Raz’s backup dancer rushed him to a nearby hospital for treatment.
We’re told doctors tested for brain activity and determined the situation was dire. Sources say Raz is breathing from a ventilator … and has been slipping in and out of consciousness.
DAMN!
the foxhole keeps him in our prayers.
i hope he can come out of this.
that is so crazy.
source: tmz
I Want To Swallow… But There Is No Health Benefits In It For Men.
you been playing tonsil hockey with your wolf’s stick for a half an hour.
his thighs start to tense up.
“oh shit i’m bout to nut.
where you want it?”
quick!
um…
on your face?
in your hair?
in your ear drums?
down your throat?
well not so fast foxes!
it’s actually better for vixens to swallow.
aww poot!
i know.
they get all the luck, don’t they?
this video has that and other bodily fluid fun facts…
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This Is What Happened After He Got Eaten (1 Year Later)
do you remember this story?
well it’s been close to a year since this situation happened.
the homeless man who got eaten has an update for us.
if you have a weak stomach,
i suggest you stop here and watch this:
x those who aren’t about that life
those who are,
proceed…
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Shot In The Face
everyone say rip to marc carson.
he was killed in the village due to a hate crime last night.
what confuses me is that the village is a known spot for gays in ny.
thats not my “scene” down there,
but that’s where everyone who is gay or cruising goes…
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