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Excuse Me While I Weep In The Corner

one of my f-bi sent me this tonight.
after i read it,
I LOST IT!!!!
tears.
real tears.
i was still in my feelings after dreaming about my father earlier.
i love to read about shit like this tho.
i was just thinking earlier if real love like this exist?
or is it just something you see in the movies/tv now?
i guess i got my answer.

Baller Wolf Marcus Jordan Had A Small Penis Leak Last Night

marcus jordan,
son of michael jordan,
had a booboo last night.
he tweeted his penis picture by mistake,
but cleverly erased it before anyone else saw it.
he must not know my f-bi doesn’t miss a thing…

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“Ratchet Jamari” Would Let Them Both Hit It From The Back

i was catching up on love and hiphop atl today.
finishing up on the shows ive missed.
btw: kirk is an asshole.
either way,
rasheeda was filiming scenes from that terrible video/song,
“hit it from the back”.

deb was right: bad move sheeda.
this isn’t really about rasheeda tho.
this is about them two ratchet hood wolf models in the video…

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Sorry, But You Gave Him Dome Way Before The “Suing” Grace Period.

kevin clash got down on his knees today.
he was saved by time.
i guess it’s back to your respective corners boys.
looks like you won’t be getting on that check you were waiting on…

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Old Pussies Equals New Dicks

“what would you say if i was dating ____________?”

she showed me the picture on her phone.

“____________ looks like your type.”

hell looked like my type.
i didn’t want to say that out loud tho.
she didn’t know how i got down.
______ was tall,
dark,
and handsome.
i thought it was a baller wolf.
_________ wasn’t shirtless,
but you could tell there was a nice body underneath the suit.
she told me that they worked together.
job title: supervisor.
every vixen and fox working there was interested.
________ was interested in her tho.
so what was the issue?

“that was once a woman baby!”

oh yes.
i was picture cat fished…
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His Butt Cheeks Look Better On The Right Side Than Left

so i keep getting emails about this guy.
yes i wanted to know who he was myself.
well i stumbled across him on accident.
he is cute and fun sized.
i don’t think he is a wolf…