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Give Me A High 5 Because This Rapper Is A Wolf!

sometimes i imagine a rapper who would actually be a wolf.
something in an ll cool j or method man package.

you know rappers are all about swagg and aggressiveness.
you imagine him picking you up,
beat it up,
and then smoke some weed afterwards.
maybe even get silly.
sadly, i know of so many rappers who play the “bend over for a deal” game.

… well eureka not anymore!
f-bi tip in.…

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I’ll Beat Those Butt Cheeks Up (That’s The Hook Right Thurr)

being in the spotlight is tough.
especially when you chase fox tail.
you can get any you pretty much want.
what makes it hard is all the mouths around.
the ones who will tell your business because they can.
you don’t give a fuck.

bring the fox in your entourage,
make an excuse,
give him a title,
and people will forget.
duh.

better if he is a singer.
we could be doing a “song” together.

that being said,
i love when rappers and singers date.
some of the biggest collabs in the business have also ended with a solid:
pipe to buttcheek throat special remix.

listen to these stories below.
see if you can figure out who…

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I Hope She At Least Got A Decent Paycheck For Her Leaking Buttcheeks

samone taylor,
ponstar for those who need a job title,
went to a baller wolf’s house and got the smash down of her life….

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So The Award For “Best Prop Used By A Duo In A Dramatic Series” Goes To…

Here we are, the two of us together
Taking this crazy chance to be all alone
We both know that we should not be together
‘Cause if they found out, it could mess up
Both our happy homes..

every good actor needs a prop.
a good prop can be used to distract the audience and further the plot of the story.
a prop can be used to decorate the set the way the director sees it.
ya know, it is his vision.
Some directors need you to believe that the prop is being touched at all times.
everything needs to be picture perfect.
if not, it will cause a ton of damage.
exclusive: scene 2.

this is why….

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Tell Me What I’m Going To Do About This F*ckin 3some Love Affair?

“Dom Perignon is what we’re sippin’
While we’re trippin on the fact that she’s not here
It turns us on in every way…”

what if I told you i just got a f-bi tip about an artist in the industry?
what if i told you it was a dude who is making a name for himself?
what if i told you he has come out with hit record after record?
what if i told you in the tip it said he befriends vixens who are in relationships and pursue their wolves?
what if i told you since he looks and passes for straight, he is able to come off UN-assuming?
what if i told you looking like that HAS helped him get wolves/foxes/or hybrids?
what if i told you he pursued a famous, but low key, producer?
what if i told you he was giving said producer head on his couch while his wife was upstairs sleeping?
what if i told you…