LaRon Landry BETTER Not Have Penis Shrinkage Now!

Yesterday I was watching ESPN and damn near dropped my bowl of Lucky Charms.

They featured my Ultimate Wolf,
LaRon Landry,
looking like he should be competing in a WWF competition.
Either that or he is trying to casted in the new Incredible Hulk remake.
That mofo is BIGGER.

That is one tackle I would up for…

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How To Fall On Your Ass In The NFL To Humble You

It seems all my past “Daddys” are slackers, huh?

Guess which “Daddy from the past” just got cut from his team?

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Derrick Rose Has Good Dick…

… or so I am told.
Apparently he fucked a few groupies and they all came back with sold dick reports.
Yum yum.
I could do without him speaking in interviews though.
He has the “stand there and look sexy” approach DOWN.

He just did the cover for ESPN…
Wanna see?

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