they never learn do they?
so we haven’t fonted about baller wolf,
robert griffin iii,
in a while.
last we fonted,
he was getting divorced from his high school sweetheart.
well he rebounded into another relationship with ^that snow bunny on his shoulder.
her name is grete sadeiko.
um.
okay.
not so soon after the divorce from the first snow bunny,
he got grete pregnant.
she is 8 months.
well not only that…
Continue reading “Robert Griffin III and The Rebound Plus 1” →

so our little baller vixen,
serena williams,
has finally met her match.
she announced today that she is getting married!
check out who the lucky wolf is…
Continue reading “So I Guess Serena Williams Gets A Pass Today?” →

if you were given a pill,
one that would clear you of all of your “gayness”,
would you take it?
how fast would you swallow it?
would you even give anyone time to explain the side effects?
well donnie mcclurkin took that alleged pill and is cured!
cured,
i say!
he has faced a ton of side effects from a community he now shuns,
but it all worked out in him finding happiness in a holy vagina.
donnie is now engaged.
to a vixen.
you read right.
this is the details via christian post…
Continue reading “Donnie McClurkin Proved You Wrong!” →

blac chyna and rob kardashian are getting married.
that is her posing with the ring of instagram.
did he buy that from his allowance?
can i say i completely tuning in to this foolishness?
she even posted a close up of the rock with this caption…
Continue reading “Blac Chyna Got That Ring Doeeeeeee (Jealous?)” →

well i’ll be the first to say it.
i was completely wrong about ciara and russell wilson.
i thought they were some pr constructed couple.
clearly not…
  they just got engaged.
you read right.
ENGAGED!
of course it was all caught on ig…
Continue reading ““How To Remove All Doubt” Feat. Ciara and Russell Wilson” →

well i guess time is up.
my time anyway.
kerry rhodes will not bust in my foxhole,
confess his undying love for me,
and take me to some remote destination to live happily ever after.
all while providing me with his credit card to prove it.
…and then i woke up.
well actually kerry did that to someone else.
he also gave them a ring to boot.
yes everyone.
you don’t even have to guess.
kerry rhodes,
foxhole favorite,
is engaged and well…
Continue reading “Kerry Rhodes Liked It So He… (You Know The Lyrics!)” →