dwayne wade has always been trying to be a fashionable baller wolf.
russell westbrook got these brothas steppin up, huh?
not only did dwayne have on some skinny capri slacks to game 4,
he also had someone carrying his bag.
what cha think?…

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last time, i had to rip him a new one for his outfit.
these days, he looks pretty well put together.
dwayne has tapped into his model side.
i’m not even mad,
but who knew he was packing like this from the back…

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So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.

Peep it…

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Shaq is real messy.
Who would have thought the big guy would be involved in such a major scandal…
… one of which I’m still trying to figure out WTF is going on….

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Not this year fellas.

someone make sure my bron bron is okay.
we at the Foxhole think a suicide watch is in full effect.
hope savannah has enough tissue to dry those tears.
dallas sure did when they wiped their ass.

Later.

Looking out the hotel window, covered in a robe, I dazed out into the Hollywood Hills.
This was Hollywood.
Lights, camera, action…
I finally bagged a baller and he flew me out to enjoy the VIP of Allstar.
He did him, I did me… and then we did each other later on.
I went to the greatest parties, hung out with the biggest celebs, and got the best dick from HIM.

What more could I ask for?

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I am sure that was the story of some lucky Fox out in Los Angeles this weekend.
All the Vixens wore their best “Cum Fuck Me” pumps in hopes to bag some baller for a night of fun.

Here is WHY some of them played themselves this weekend.

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