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DMX Tells Us How It’s NOT Going Down

9f8c76f1789b9b0212eb9542a4ca36e1i love when straight wolves randomly blurt out shit no one asked about.
like,
when ya’ll talking about whats on the lunch menu and he says:

“I AIN’T NEVER FUCK NO PINEAPPLE BEFORE”

you know,
because we didn’t see “gay sex” was on the menu.
the ones that kill me are always on social media.

“IM STRAIGHT AF!
I AIN’T GAY!
I LIKE PUSSY!”

well at a recent concert,
dmx blurted out something he has never done with a pineapple.
a vix-bi led me over to the shade room and well…
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George Zimmerman Is Now A Celebrity (Trayvon, Who?)

dmxvszimmermanwell clearly i woke up in the twilight zone.
ya know american has this nasty habit of making a doofus relevant.
today’s doofus is george zimmerman.
he is going to have a celebrity boxing match with dmx.
yes.
you read right and here is more
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DMX Gets Naked and Runs A Few Laps

hotelroomswaggyou read the title right.
dmx randomly pulled his drawz down and ran a lap in a hotel lobby.
*shrug*
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WHO RUN THIS HIPHOP M*THAF*CHA?

THE HIPHOP GAYS DO!!
WOOP WOOP…


no, but seriously…
Fat Joe, NORE, DMX, and The Game have something to say about this…

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“Sick and Motherf*cking Tired”

Well he is SICK AND MOTHERFUCKIN TIRED YA’LL…

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