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where do you think you’re going with that big ass dick?

i often wonder if a big ass dick is a disability.
like,
when your dick can’t even fit in your underwear all the way…

How would it even get into a tiny foxhole?

i mean,
these are important questions.
so when i’m sent a pipe like the following,
i’m often left asking

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Being Gay Is a Disability! Go To The Doctor To Get It Fixed!

evander-holyfieldso thats whats wrong with me.
i have a disability.
well i be.
someone get me to the doctor fast for treatment!
well thats what medical expert,
boxer wolf evander holyfield,
had to say on u.k.’s celebrity big brother last night…
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