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Dez Bryant Flaunts His Dark Chocolate

yes you can chocolate for breakfast.
don’t put it all in your mouth and choke tho…
so our mysterious baller wolf for the dallas cowboys,
dez bryant,
has a spread on flaunt.com for this month.
check out a smidge from the article and some shots…
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Dez Bryant Finally Gets What He Wants

well sexual chocolate baller wolf,
dez bryant,
received something he has finally been asking for.
no.
not me sadly.
he is now part of the jordan family…
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@NFL_NBA_Hoe: This Groupie Hoe Smashed All The Foxhole Legends

…or did she?
@NFL_NBA_Hoe got froggy,
but her ass leaped off twitter once dez bryant threatened to sue.
trickin’ definitely ain’t for kids.

lowkey: i need those emmanuel sanders,
kyrie irving,
daniel gibson,
ochocinco,
and devin thomas dick reports/stroke resumes on my desk by monday tho.

You Will Not Lie and Say You Banged Dez Bryant With A Strap On

dez bryant is not happy camper.
hell i’m not.
i always pictured dez as some dick slangin’ super hero.
some groupie twitter account alleged she used a strap on dez.
or that he wanted it done in the near future.
check these tweets from their alleged sext episode…

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If This Is An Example of How These Baller Wolves Role Play Then…

lets say you were casting for a movie…
would you let these four baller wolves audition for you?
well i can see dwight howard in comedy,
michael crabtree in a romance flick,
shawn marion as a side kick in action movie,
and dez bryant in a porno.
well these four auditioned scenes from famous movies for relativity sports,
a division of relativity media,
a film studio that also produces tv and develops scripts plus distribution.
let’s see how they did for “we crush acting”…

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Dez Bryant Likes His Cake and Ice Cream From Different Colleges

life must be great for dez bryant, huh?
he has a problem.
… or does he?
dez has 2 vixens he is giving the pipe too.
he and that same pipe traveled to their college graduations,
where they uploaded pictures of him cheatin’ on instagram.
i swear instagram is the devil…