I had to wonder:
Is 2024 trying to ruin all the wolves i’ve fantasized about?

ex-baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is turning into the male amber rose.
it was their looks and mystery that drove us wild.
remember him in his prime:

sure,
dez has actual talent and amber rose looked cute.
sadly,
both have fallen victim to the same fate:

Revealing too much and removing all doubt.

dez bryant made his mark with that attitude…

that big mouth,
and those loose (twitter) fingers.
instead of playing football,
he’s always wearing cowboy hats,
angry about something,
and living comfortably as a twitter influencer.
he decided to hop on the misinformation bandwagon about the female boxing vixen from algeria,
imane khelif….

a seat or a ride.
pick one,
or both if you’re feeling lit,
but expect a series of ranting coming from underneath you.
baller wolf fav,
dez bryant,
was drafted to the ravens after being a free agent for a while.
on the night he was supposed to reunite with the cowboys,
his old team and arch-nemesis…

and this happened…
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(kinda not) nfl baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is still a chocolate fantasy.
i love looking at him in this video:

whew.
dez is known for his blunt outspokenness,
but it always ends up with folks coming for him.
he responded to the following on his twitter and it had many in a tizzy…
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nfl baller chocolate wolf and foxhole fav,
dez bryant,
is still fine af.
a little cray,
but..
so people can be ignorant af.
this is why we can’t have nice things.
pictures and dms are the new “autograph”.
it’s a privelege for a celeb or baller wolf to pose for a picture.
a lurking jackal asked dez for a picture one night and well…
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they really coming hard for my dark chocolate baller wolf,
dez bryant.
sadly,
he fell right into the trap too.
oh dez…
so dez doesn’t want to get involved in the national anthem protests.
jon machota,
who covers the dallas cowboys news,
posted this about dez on his twitter:

innocent,
right?
well once that was posted,
everyone started going in on dez.
in his hot headed and aggressive fashion,
this is what he replied…
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you know i think baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is rough.
he looks like he plays rough in and out of the…
well you get the idea.
well all the nfl baller wolves are currently in training camp.
the new season starts in less than a couple weeks so its work to be done.
i guess they are all frustrated because dez let loose on his teammate…

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