every time i turn around,
the news is reporting about all the violent crime there.
are there no police?
are the jails full?
people just not giving a fuck?
what is going on.
nba baller wolf,
derrick rose,
offered to pay for the funeral for her:

this is heartbreaking…

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… and we love him for loving them!

Don’t be upset Derrick.
We are always happy when you show us that you are also a part time model,
as well as incredible Baller Wolf.
Derrick is featured on the May issue of GQ.
Here is a quick sneak peek…

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So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.

Peep it…

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Would you let him fuck first…

… then pay after?

Well an UN-lucky victim Vixen got some dick, but didn’t get any duckets after…

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This is a special Baller Wolf Edition.
Take a peek below and see who I am speaking about….

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… or so I am told.
Apparently he fucked a few groupies and they all came back with sold dick reports.
Yum yum.
I could do without him speaking in interviews though.
He has the  “stand there and look sexy” approach DOWN.

He just did the cover for ESPN…
Wanna see?

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