When You Try To Rob Luke Cage (and a Ton of Surprises Unfold)

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nothing better than a surprise.
whether it’s a package,
a promotion,
or a sexy wolf behind a jack’d profile.
nothing beats a surprise.
these robber jackals were in for a good surprise as well.
they ordered a pizza in hopes of robbing who was delivering the pizza.
what they got was even better.
an f-bi sent me this story via the washington post
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He Wants To Eat All Your Toppings And Act Like Nothing Ever Happened.

tumblr_lpo5nstnxs1qbpt0ro1_500_largewho wants sum tonight?
game 2 of heat vs pacers.
miami leading.
i know some of you are about to order a pizza.
nothing says a big game like a slice or two.
well be careful…
because your delivery guy maybe eating some of your toppings

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