these two are so strange to me.
i’m fascinated tbh.
so halle bailey and ddg spent months lying about her pregnancy,
was damn near being downright passive aggressive about it,
called everyone obsessed about their privacy,
but now that the cat is officially out of the bag…

it would have been one thing if halle bailey just vanished.
she did all her “the little mermaid” promo and peaced out.
it would be another thing if someone saw her at the piggly wiggly,
gut full of human,
and came on rihanna’s social media to tell all.
nah.
it’s a whole denying being pregnant and then…

i think we are all into this game with halle bailey and ddg.
if they lived next door to any of us with these antics,
we would be peeping out windows every time they walked out the door.

“Baby look!
Look!
She got a coat on and it’s 85 degrees outside.
Wtf is going on babe?”

personally,
i’d think they were alien overlords or some shit.
so after months of hiding tummies,
halle decided to get up out her chair recently and:

wait- pic.twitter.com/v91fR9THFZ

— lazy love ❤️‍???? (@lazyloveari) December 25, 2023

those tits look like they are allegedly filled with milk.
i guess the alleged baby outed them because during a live stream,
we heard the loud cries of a bundle of joy…