^this is my face when my vix-bi sent in this story.
so michael b jordan is allegedly dating a kardashian.
twitter had a whole melt down because of it.
of all the pussy in hollywood,
he finds himself in…
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they say you are “too picky”.
you listen.
they say you want something that doesn’t exist.
you listen.
they say you need to settle.
you listen.
so then you look in the mirror and wonder…

Is this why I’m single?

well you listened.
is it because you aren’t involved in the “hook up culture”?
you listened.
should i be on hook up sites sleeping with every “dick” or “in hairy”?
welp!
you listened.
so then you are forced to look around at everyone else.

the jackal is getting with the wolf you want.
the ratchet that has them climbing down her walls.
the common folks are doing more datin’ and fuckin’…

…and then you realized this is why you are single.
you aren’t like everyone else.
why is that such a problem?
when did “being different” become the worst thing in the world?
well i want you to remember something when you decide to listen to an idiot…
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can someone tell jussie he is lookin’ like a joint in ^that pic?
okay thanks.
well speaking of joints,
one of the f-bi sent me this article from mediatakeout today.
you know that forest always needs a receipt as well.
well it was a picture of jussie smollett and his alleged new joint.
take a look…
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remember this is all romeo did?
shut up and look good?
well ever since he got with that snow bunny,
and his fan base turned on him,
he has been doing a lot of talking these days.
he cannot understand why they hate on his relationship.
how i miss the days he was “cute and silent”.
well he went on meredith viera to do some more explaining…
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Everybody’s like,
“He’s no item! Please don’t like him.
He don’t wife ’em,
he one nights ’em!” – excuse me miss, jay z

everyone wants to hook up.
hell i want to hook up.

“when in rome,
do what the romans do…?”

well i just have a specific type i want to hook up with.
if i’m going to lay on my back,
or my side…
or on my knees…
(you get the idea)
i’m going to hook up with (baller) wolves i’m actually attracted to.
i refuse to hook up for the sake of hooking up.
i mean that’ll pretty much be a one nighter.
well “hooking up” this new dating scene.
the straights and the gays are simply raving about it.
i like to call it:

“the hook up culture”

basically its…

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so azealia banks is known for her “pro black” stance these days.
not about her music,
but i guess “fighting the power” is better.
well one of her followers called her out about being “pro black”,
but admitting to dating old snow foxes with money.
the shade room caught the exchange and well…
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