in my world,
“being mary jane” had it right.
when i think of a “cutty buddy”,
i think of ^that wolf.
the one that everyone thinks is “straight”,
but he is banging you to death when ya’ll alone.
i posted him ( x on the foxhole ig ) last night.
he got the highest likes thus far.
in my fantasies,
my ideal “cutty buddy” would be like him.
he would be…
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thomas q. jones is “look at god”.
if i had a vagina,
it would be in shambles.
he is the wolf you thot for real heavy.
#noshame
#judgeme
#racthetjamariwuzhere
why are all the fine ones straight?
ugh.
well ever since he debuted as “the cutty buddy” on “being mary jane”,
he has been the talk of the forests.
every vixen i know was hooked.
hell even wendy williams had to ask who he was.
let me give you guys a reminder of why he does what he does…
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i can’t deal…
i just can’t.
well tonight was the second to last episode of “being mary jane”.
it was titled “#cuttybuddygrrrl”.
it showed a little more of brandon aka cutty buddy,
which is played by thomas q. jones.
he seems to be the reigning fan favorite.
david who?
andre what?
cutty buddy gets the twitter timeline poppin’.
i kid you not.
look at the retweets.
well she ended up choosing sheldon,
played by gary dourdon,
over cutty buddy in the end.
le sigh.
she obviously was drinking when she made that decision.
so lets pour a little likka out for the cutty buddy…
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thomas q. jones is what you call “platinum pipe”.
i remember him from when he was a baller wolf on the ny jets.
he also use to date meagan good before she got married.
well he made his acting debut on “being mary jane” tonight.
he was her “cutty buddy” aka “11pm to 3am entertainment”.
he was also naked and his bawwwdy was on fleek overdrive.
lets get into a quick dossier of thomas…
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