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I’m A Crazy Ass, Ass, Ass, Ass…
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In the bridal shop tho…?
that poor mannequin.
…and then look at this…
Jamari Fox VS Planet of The Apes
This is a story for my Foxes out here.
When someone shows you their insecurities,
either by shunning you OR treating you like shit for no reason,
just know there is ALWAYS a reason.
No one does anything WITHOUT a reason.
Funny how KARMA is…
Suicide.
So yestersday…
I was having another interesting conversation with Mister J through font. He was having one of his usual bad days and needed some text therapy from me.
“Where are you?” – He asked.
“Work, why wassup?”
“I’m having a bad day and I need someone to talk too.”
Okay. I’m never one to turn down a friend in need so I started to font with him. He went on about how he is lonely, he gave some female his info and she never hit him back after a week, and how he feels like no one cares about him.
“Are you saying I don’t care? Because I can go back to doing my paperwork.” I said, wondering where this was going.
“You don’t love me nigga PAUSE.”
“Yeah I actually hate you. You cracked the code.”
“Well you can’t hate me because you never chilled with me. Back then, I thought you were stuck up, cocky, and gay.”
What?
So I had to go in…because he probably thought I wouldn’t….
“Funny, I thought you were stuck up, gay, a man whore, ass kisser, and just straight up unfriendly.”
Which was true because I had my own opinions formed of him…
“You pre-judged me before you got to know me. That is a hate crime.”
Is he serious with that? Come on dude… He is obviously smoking crack or off his meds.
So I guess what I said affected him because a barrage of sad smiley faces came my way as the conversation went on. I obviously struck some nerve when I replied what I did.
So as the self help convo went on, I started finding myself getting bored. I was in a three way text conversation with him and this dude I met off an online site who wanted to taste the goodies. I was getting wrapped up in the better convo when I saw….
“I think Ima just end it all. Ima put this noose around my neck and jump”
…With a crying smiley next to it.
I rolled my eyes HARD. I felt it was an attention getting ploy. I was getting turned on by ol dude and my responses to Mister J were turning out very one wordish.
“Don’t do nothing stupid or I’m going to come over there and punch you in the mouth.” – I replied, tryna see where this was about to go.
I got no response. I called when I left work and still no response. I called and texted when I got in the house and still silent. I went and took a nap because I was frustrated with him at that point. Everyday he is having an emotional breakdown and as much as I give him proper Fox knowledge, he is still acting like he is a giant baby.
He texted me at 11 something with:
“I was having a bad day and needed some time. I’m just going through some issues.”
“Well I’m glad you are alive but you pissed me the fuck off. I’m going to bed.”
I got a reply:
“Night”
… A few minutes later.
He needs to be put on time out. I will not be speaking to him for a while. He let me see that he needs attention at all times and is very dependent. I would not have thought that was the inner turmoil he was facing from the facade he put up back in the day.
I couldn’t date his ass, I’m sorry.
Fuck him, yeah we can get it in. But DATE?
U must be crazy.
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1 Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Tree
Well Mister J is a nut job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Details as they develop…
Remember Ron Artest?
I certainly do.
He did an entire interview on one of those late talk shows in his drawz.
His crazy sexy crazy ass.
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Crazy Ex Boyfriend
So,
the man of your dreams…
(I mean he is fine, loves you, and spoiled the HELL out of you +
the dick had you seeing black because your eyes were always
rolling inside your head)
…that you have been dating for a while
dumps you….
You decided to become the crazy ex boyfriend from hell.
Calling and hanging up.
Spray painting cars and busting windows.
Outing his ass (I couldn’t resist…)
Rounding up your squad to go beat down any new love interests in his life.
Ima need you to SIT DOWN.
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