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chick-fil-a hatches up another scandal

 i have a confession for the foxhole.
remember when i went down to florida,
like years ago,
to go and stay with karaoke for a while?

That was the first time I ever had Chick-Fil-A

judge me if you must.
i was very “eh” on it.
it made me sick the second time i tried it.
i prefered this one spot,
“zaxbys”.
i could get with them.
at my last job,
chick-fil-a was around the corner.
my home vixen put me on to their cobb salad and that was good.
i haven’t eaten there in like a year tho.
well,
chick-fil-a doesn’t likethe gays.
i was late in learning they’re an OD christian establishment.
they donated quite a bit of money to anti-lgbtq groups and well…
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Chick-Fil-A Comes To Town (and then Gets Shut Down)

People walk past a new Chick-fil-A restaurant, Thursday, Oct. 1, 2015 in New York. The Atlanta-based privately held franchise company has more than 1900 restaurants in 41 states and Washington, D.C. The New York franchise, located a few blocks from Times Square, opens Saturday, Oct. 3, marking its push to become a bigger national player. (AP Photo/Mark Lennihan)
(AP Photo/Mark Lennihan)

when chick-fil-a arrived in new yawk,
it was like jesus arrived and was turning water to wine.
when that chick-fil-a opened up,
i kid you not,
the line to get inside spanned two blocks.
they had a dj outside playing music and everything.
bad enough,
it said “30 minutes/45 minutes/an hour/hour and a half…
before you get your chicken”
as the line got deeper and deeper.
i’m gooooooooooooood.
jamari fox wasn’t that excited for some chicken.
well chick-fil-a violated in another way that they had to shut it down…
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Some Dumb Ass Gets Fired Bullying Chick-Fil-A Worker

In a video posted to YouTube earlier today, a man named Adam Smith goes to the Chick-Fil-A drive-through, orders water and proceeds to bully the young female employee who serves him.

The video then went viral, and, according to a MarketWire statement, Smith was subsequently fired from his job as the CFO of Vante, Inc., a Tucson, Ariz., based medical device manufacturer.

now why he gotta be an asshole?
i know people want something to fight and take a stand,
but driving up to the drive thru and harassing this worker is not it…

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CHICK-FIL-A SPOKESPERSON DIES OF HEART ATTACK!

SHUT.
THE.
FRONT.
DOOR.
!!!

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Antoine Dodson Thinks Ya’ll Are Crazy and Still Eats At Chick-Fil-A

antoine dodson is still making his rounds as a z-list internet persona.
this time, he has the same internet going crazy over his opinion on eating at chick-fil-a.
being that i never had chick-fil-a, i don’t know what he is talking about.
from what i read, they are not supportive of gay marriage.
aren’t they a christian based food chain?
common sense would tell me they would have something negative to say.

anyway, check his youtube video below…

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