for the life of me,
i can’t understand how ANYONE is getting caught up with cat (fish) burglars in 2025.
we have so many ways to verify anyone that we are fonting with.
i mean,
yes,
i’d queef if charlie randomly hit me…

…but even if charlie hit me from his IG account,
i’d still go through the steps to verify.

i’m def not getting on a plane,
traveling to a place i don’t know,
to sit in the lobby of unknown place either.

folks be playing russian roulette with their lives when it comes to getting dicked down.
when he reposted that someone was pretending to be him on his IG stories,
i was like huh…

someone IRL hit me up the other day on some:

“okay jamari,
i need you to start watching love island so we can talk about it.”

…um?
who are they talking to?
the only thing i can tell/font you about “love island” is:

charlie was on it,
some season ago,
and even HE couldn’t get to watch a whole episode.

…unless it was like one of the overseas dating reality shows giving the goods.

not only do they give the goods but they give the leakage and non-fuckin’ too.
we will font about that later.
anyhoo,
i watched a clip to see jose “pepe” garcia from last season.
all i saw was:

playing basketball came in handy for him because…

long-term relationships that end up in marriage usually don’t work out.
i see it all the time with the straights,
so why should the gays be any different?
take sean (don) soto and his (maybe ex) husband,
charlie,
for example.
an F-BI sent me a message that had me do a little snooping…

there is still no doubt that charlie lynch isn’t handsome af.
one thing i LOVE is he doesn’t skip leg day.
he is stacked on top and bottom.

even though charlie’s role on love island was pretty terrible,
it seems to have gotten him to open up.
remember when he was a mystery “that photographer” introduced us to?
that has changed these 2022 days…

Continue reading “charlie opens up” →

charlie is so dreamy but he comes off really dry.
that can be all an act tho.
i’ve met wolves who were dry af,
but once they got comfortable:

you’ll be like:

“Who?
What?
How?
And When?”

 it seems charlie isn’t as dry as we’d assume.
he seems to have gotten some alleged pipe leakage from an alleged baiter.
a twitter account has some alleged pipe leakage of charlie…

Continue reading “charlie gets some alleged pipe leakage? (join me on lust island usa)” →

that title thoooo?
bars.

so i fonted in a past entry that outside of marvin bienaime shoots,
 charlie is kinda boring.
i mean when you look as good as him,
it’s typical to not be interesting.
you’re either arm candy,
get passes through life/jobs,
or used to breed.
#respectfully
honestly,
i thought that he was just “mysterious” and that created “the fantasy” in my head.
thanks to charlie being on “love island usa“:

He is really just boring and dry.

he is not made for reality tv.
thats the conversation while he has been on the show.
voting one of the popular sistas off the island,
along with coupling up with a white vixen he has no chemistry with,
didn’t seem to help him much either.

it made me wonder something tho…

Continue reading “mi amor, you’re such a bore (do something interesting before i snore)” →