braylon edwards

“Braylon Edwards” Also Comes In A Younger Model

you know how i feel about the advanced version.
i’d take him down to the garden for a little dip.
an f-bi sent me his younger model and i won’t even lie…

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Braylon Edwards Needs To Be Issued A Court Ordered Vasectomy

braylon is a ny jet again.
congrats.
he also got another surprise after he came back to new york too…

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LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER: The Foxhole Allstars Edition: (54)

we’ve had some good baller wolves come in and out of the foxhole.
i have some good taste when it comes to my baller wolves.
let’s look at some of the allstar baller wolves who were laid on these walls more than once.
they made us beg for more….

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Braylon Edwards: Make the Money. Don’t Let It Make You.

“Dancing and f*cking is two different thangs”

what i would do…
to put a couple dollars (his) in his jock strap….
well, for halloween he probably would have let me…

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The Corporate Braylon Edwards With The Stuffed 9 to 5 Cakes

ya’ll know how i feel about him.

i saw him on the train on my way to work the other day.
well, not him exactly.
his look a like.
same head shape.
same lips.
same eyes.
taller than me.
the regular “braylon edwards” who doesn’t work out as much and works in an office.
the one that probably lives in an apartment in an ok neighborhood.
probably has a kid with his long term girlfriend.
but, can i say this one had some nice cakes like the original?
the way those butt cheeks were stuffed in those slacks….
i nearly became a wolf for a quick second and started howling.