yeah i’m pretty confused myself.
so i’m a freak.
if you dwell in my foxhole,
you are as well.
every one us has different things that get us off.
when i was younger,
feet use to turn me on.
now i can’t stand the sight of them.
then i had fantasies of tying up a wolf and making him beg for it.
ironically now i like being punished and begging for it.
ive since upgraded to toys,
watching wolves fuckin vixens,
“trying to keep it a secret” sex,
“break up then make up” sex,
and kama sutra positions.
being a tasteful freak,
i saw this thing on tumblr which had a list of various “get me offs” in sexual psychology.
you may have thought you were a freak,
but this here…
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Sup Jay…this shyt blew my mind so I had to share. I just started a new IT gig at a university and I am sitting in my office and a Jack’d message pops up on my phone and it’s from this dude and he says, “sup, i c ur close by…r u a student 2?” I peeped his pics (attached) and I damn near fell out my chair. He tells me he’s 23 and a pre-med student. My first thought was, damn he can play doctor on me!!!!!!! Soooooo WWYD?Have a safe and prosperous New Year!!!!
and “NOT FOR STRAIGHT EYES”…
“i won’t even fuck a bitch if a nigga in there.
don’t even think a bitch eatin my ass either.”
“but you would let her give you the sloppiest of throat?”
“yeah thats normal.
that other shit i aint with it.
if other niggas are thats on them.”
“wow sounds boring.”
i was starting to think my straight wolf was a prude.
or am i just a whore?
how did this all start, you ask?
well lets a trip back real quick.
it all started when i mentioned what my niece was telling me…
and this is NSFW,
and not for the straights...
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