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saucy santana is in debt and his payment is due

in the show,
game of thrones,
the lannisters always use to say:

“A Lannister always pays his debt.”

i always found that quote interesting.
we all pay our debts in some way.
i feel like once you make it to a certain level,
you always end up paying for your bad behavior.
you don’t ever escape your nasty behavior.
saucy santana just got the coach campaign but his payment is due.
as you know,
he had a lot to say about beyonce and blue ivy.

( x see it here )
he responded to the expose…

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Beyonce Breaks The Internet

sorry kim.
well the beyhive is buzzing so we will see what beyonce has up her sleeve.
or up her belly.
if she is pregnant i’m rooting for a boy!

lowkey: i love that she does stuff like this.
its better to make people talk first before you confirm.

stay tuned: instagram

What NOT To Say When Hosting 106 and Park

when you do dumb shit,
shit that makes no kind of sense,
you gotta make sure to correct the issue immediately.
so let me give you a scenario foxhole.
you are invited to host bet’s 106 and park the day after a huge award show.
yes that show still exists.
bow wow had to bail because he had intense diarrhea or some foolishness.
anyway you’re reading the teleprompter and some real out of control behavior scrolls down.
one that may offend a major celebrity and their child.
you are a pretty much nobody.
do you read it?
or do you ignore it?
hmm.
well this is the problem that krackofdawn aka karrueche faced and well…
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Is He Lying Tho?

lmao.
i laughed so hard that snot flew out my nose.

lowkey: i detect no lies in his statement.

I Want To Make Love To You On A Bed Full Of Money

does this…

make you hard as steel?
wolves come and go,
but green can keep me warm at night.
no seriously it can:

if i asked your broke ass what would you do if you got rich tomorrow…
i am sure you could provide me a list or two.
hell maybe 5.
we spend our days day dreaming of a better life.
this is what we bust our ass for daily.
getting up and going to a “ain’t shit” job.
working about 10 hours a day hoping one day,
it will all pay off.
one where we can afford to pay our bills,
eat at the most expensive restaurants,
travel to far away lands,
and hob knob with the best of em.
don’t even have to mention the amount of pussy/ass/dick you will get.
once you have money,
it cums (literally) by the boat loads.
i’m sure those online attention whores will finally notice you.
everyone becomes your friend.
you can literally buy other people to hang with you.
life certainly starts to become more enjoyable.
well that is before it’s all gone.
money,
low self esteem,
and no plan is the devil.
i had to ask the foxhole…