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Tim Tebow FINALLY Scores….

… a cute vixen.
what did you think I was going to say?

i heard from a reputable source that there is a bounty on his virginity.
looks like some of those same baller wolves might lose their bet because one vixen may close in that deal…

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On the Brink of Soul Sucking Purgatory

ugh, leave me alone.

i love my aunt dearly, but she is trying to turn me out…. again.
turn me out into something i am not ready for.
i have been there and done that already.
i’m not trying to go in there again…

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I’m A Sinner… and I Like it That Way.

Hail Mary, full of grace
Get down on your knees and pray
Jesus Christ, hanging on the cross
Died for our sins, it’s such a loss
Saint Christopher, find my way
I’ll be coming home one day
Saint Sebastian, don’t you cry
Let those poison arrows fly
Saint Anthony, lost and found
Thomas a cryin’, just stand your ground
All those saints and holy men…

Catch me before I sin again

I hate Christians.
I do not hate God.
I love him for the fact that he sent his only begotten son to die on the cross for me.
But, I really hate Bible Thumpers.
I hate them with a passion.
They are what is wrong with church today.

Where the fuck do you get off trying to tell me about myself?

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Oh, My God. I Dread The Loss of Heaven and the Pains of Hell.

“Oh, my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee
And I detest all my sins
Because I dread the loss of heaven, and the pains of hell.
But most of all because I love Thee,
And I want so badly to be good….”

Do you believe the following statement?

Now faith is the substance of things hoped for,
the evidence of things not seen. – Hebrews 11:1

Well, you should.
Everything that has happened to you so far happened because your faith was either high or low.
I know you are reading and thinking, “well what you mean Jamari?…”
But check it…

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My Inner Hoe Is a Bad Influence on my Life!!!!

We all have an Inner Hoe…

… and it seems to always emerge ESPECIALLY in this damn lifestyle!
Although I think some of you hoes lost the battle and just traded places.
I know a few that keep their Inner Hoes contained properly.
Only to let them out when we are about to have sex with their Wolves/the right ones.
Others, however, I have seen keeping theirs in their back pockets or even as their own Gods.
But, what if you aven’t had it in so long that your Inner Hoe is starting to rebel?
Do you find the nearest Bible and repent?
Or, do you keep Inner Hoe in a cage until you meet the right person to let loose on?