in life you will come across many situations that require a reaction.
not every reaction is the right one.
it just mattes how you look at things.
sometimes it’s best to just let shit go with a smile on ya face.
you gotta be “too beyonce for the nonsense”.
other times,
you gotta “o to solange” on a mofo…
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is the pretty picture starting to crumble…?
so i’m getting up to go pee after doing my regular work,
a piss i was holding all morning,
when my emails start going off like crazy.
“did you see…”
“solange and jay z…”
“omg jamari look at this on tmz…”
i immediately went back and sat down.
the pee could wait.
so i’m sure you saw solange spinning star kickin’ jay z in this elevator at the standard hotel.
beyonce being a witness to the madness.
it gives a new meaning to “ring the alarm”…
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the picture heard around the world.
so jay z and b going on a tour called “on the run” this summer.
i hear the tickets are 300 bills.
ain’t no way in hell…
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well just what we needed.
a “drunk in love remix” featuring yeezus.
now before i would have jumped for joy,
but every since he got with the greatest attention whore from the west,
i’m very “meh” on yeezus.
especially when he gets all graphic like so in this teaser…
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beyonce sure knows how to make the “inner sasha fierce” cum up out these dudes.
take this one for example.
he wanted to recreate the “drunk in love” video.
he came with costume,
  set,
and choreography…
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vin diesel made a random video he wanted to share with the foxhole.
he is dancing to katy perry’s “dark horse” and beyonce’s “drunk in love”…
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