so ^that is the picture that started it all today.
beyonce took a picture at her uncle skip’s funeral.
the highlight wasn’t bey this go round,
but her cousin on the right in the blue.
i will admit…
that is who my eyes locked on first.
well her name is kristin douglas.
she is a gorgeous vixen with two beautiful cubs.
check out some more of these shots…
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why they gonna play beyonce like this?
well like that^ and the following.
so one of my f-bi on tumblr directed me to this video from snl.
i think i lost my voice laughing so hard…
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so i was minding my business,
watching “american crime”,
and i heard a slight rumble.
suddenly it got louder.
i got a little scared.
at first i thought it was an earthquake.
nope.
it was #hive fallin’ out because beyonce released a new video.
it’s called “formation” and well…
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well tinashe has been trying to get us to like her.
i mean…
try.
ing.
she said something recently about racism and the music industry.
she says there can only be a few black females at a time.
hell maybe only one.
this is what she told necole “no” bitchie in a recent interview…
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“what if god was one of us?
just a slob like one of us?
just a stranger on the bus
trying to make his way home?…”

who would have thunk…
beyonce would have shown up for a random birthday party.
one that was for ciara,
of all people.
yes.
ciara.
well russell wilson,
ciara’s baller wolf,
threw a marvel themed b-day party of ciara over the weekend.
beyonce showed up as storm and well…
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i remember it like it was yesterday.
i was sitting in my crib,
late at night,
and twitter suddenly went on fire.

“BEYONCE HAS A NEW FUCKIN’ ALBUM ON ITUNES!!!!”

i was like:

“…huh?”

i like to think i’m a foxy entertainment connoisseur.
i’m usually in the loop with artists i give a fuck about.
my foxy senses had no prior alert of a beyonce album.
well sho nuff…
b released an album and went on to sell over a million copies.
tyga…

…tried the same formula and only sold 2,200.
even with a tweet from his under aged friend,
kylie jenner,
the “gold album” still went triple ply wood.
even with production from another honorary kardashian,
kanye west,
the “gold album” still went platinum gum wrapper.
well this was his explanation for the low sales on twitter…
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