everyone likes to suck on a pipe once in a while.
sometimes it’s more enjoyable than sex.
driving a wolf crazy with just your mouth…
mmm.
you literally have the wolf by the balls and pretty much in control.
well the following video has me confused.
why…

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nothing beats “hoe” tales from all sexes and orientations.
we live vicariously through hoes because:

a) they smash the animals we secretly desire
b) they are usually honest how it all went down
c) they are fearless and live by the motto “YOLO”

some straight wolves tend to exaggerate their stories tho.
unless they got videos and receipts…
well what happens when you are a teenage vixen,
let 25 wolves run the train on you,
and did alla this in your school bathroom?
well it sounds like her life is about to get interesting.
this is what people had to say about it…
Continue reading “I Got Bodied by 25 Wolves and You’ll Listen To My Hoe Tale” →

so obama is trying to go with a bang,
huh?
i read this and was completely blown away.
so obama is ordering public schools to allow trans to have access to public bathrooms.
well whatever bathroom matches their identity.
if they don’t,
the school will lose funding.
yeah.
read this via the new york times…
Continue reading “You May See A Trans In Your School Bathroom Soon” →

…or lemme guess?
it was saint this time.
well as you know,
kim kardashian been out here lookin’ wild crazy.
we can thank her wild crazy hubby.
it also seemed like she couldn’t lose the excess weight.
god has answered our prayers!
she uploaded a picture of her new bawdy and well…
Continue reading “Has Nori Been Playing With Kim Kardashian Phone Again?” →

good boy.
i could do without the “miley cyrus tongue” face trey.
well at least his looks clean.
so do you want us to fuck you or give you a throat culture?
i’m confused.
the meat looks like it’s hanging just right tho.
i’m not confused about that.

lowkey: i guess he stopped working out?

cleanliness is the next thing to godliness.
amen.
we are foxes/wolves/and hybrids.
let’s be real.
when we don’t wash or clean,
we stink.
and BOY,
can we stink.
some boys don’t know how to clean themselves.
some don’t like to clean themselves.
they just run free in all their funk.
a friend of mine learned the hard way about that “stink“.
that p funk.
that pepe le pew swagg.

he couldn’t wait to tell me about it.
thank god i wasn’t eating.
we’ll do a quick speed through of what went down…

Continue reading “Smelly Dick, Smelly Dick, What Are They Feeding You?” →