you know i was doing some thinking after that last entry…
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the best break up line you can tell your ex-boyfriend.
today an r&b singer and his partner broke up together.
guess who?…

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well another successfully boring all star came and went.
of course,
all the celebs were in the house.
some looked bored.
others looked… well bored.
nice turn out tho…

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i found this site on tumblr,
i have been fascinated for the last hour.
take a look inside:

CELEBRITIES UP CLOSE!

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he is fine isn’t he?
imagine you bring him home to break your back.
oh he does.
he does it well.
he eats up all your black pudd’n and even wants seconds.

it was a good fuckin’ night.
he leaves.
you never hear from him.
suddenly,
you start experiencing symptoms you never felt before.
things just start going wrong.
you don’t know what the fuck is happening.
well, it starts with that same wolf who you inside you…

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so i know you have been lonely for a while.
i got 5 of my best candidates ready to take you out on a date.
champagne chronik nightcap.

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let loose and be a little… bad.
you getting uptight on me.
you need to be in the presence of someone fine.
willing to do whatever you desire.
i got chu baby.
let’s see the contestants in the pleasure hole…

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