this one here…
so azealia banks needs help.
this is what she wore to a recent fashion show in paris…
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i love sia.
i love the stuff she writes for others and her own music.
most of the time,
she sings my life or current situation.
well she may have had something to say about azealia banks sacrificing chickens earlier
she said this on her twitter:

you already know the spirits of messy and misfortune alerted azealia.
she allegedly put this on her instagram…
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i wouldn’t play around with azealia banks if i was you.
yeah she crazy and can drag you to hell,
but she can also make your life hell too.
azealia allegedly practices ‘brujería and shit.
i guess growing up around dominicans influenced her.
she put up an instagram story for her cleaning out her closet.
ya’ll.
she been sacrificing chickens…
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i haven’t been keeping up.
i must have missed something,
but what did nicki minaj do to deserve this?
azealia banks gave her a “end of year review” on her facebook.
this is what she said before she deleted it…
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…and her saga definitely continues.
this is the perfect example of karma if  ever saw it.
so azealia banks is on tour
the “please believe me!” sympathy tour.
as you know,
she was in a situation with russell crowe and a very random rza.
she claims she was called a “pineapple” and spit on by russell crowe at a top hollywood party.
russell crowe and rza have different claims.
she sat down with “access hollywood” to tell her side of the story…
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so you know after the smoke clears,
after all your destruction of the bridges you burned,
you are simply left with just you.
it’s a hard pill to swallow when the forests ain’t fuckin with you no more.
well azealia banks,
who has been pretty much banished,
is feeling the repercussions of her past decisions.
she got on her facebook and fonted this..
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