*this is actually based on a dream i had last night.
i literally just woke up to write about it before i forgot.

you won a contest where you had full backstage privileges at a concert.
so you are sitting there,
watching everything that happens backstage.
the artist speaks to you candidly,
gives you high fives after each set,
and really showing you they are as down to earth as they portray.
well while back there this vixen:

…kept interacting with said artist as you observed.
somehow you both end up talking.
she tells you she the new assistant to the artist.
she got hired a few weeks ago and loves it.
well it goes from talking to her flirting with you HEAVY.
she’s saying how good you look,
how you would make a good boyfriend to some lucky girl,
and making jokes about she will to sleep with you,
but you can tell by her stares and body language she is dead serious.
she is actually coming off really THIRSTY.
oh the artist she works for and concert you were at?…

Continue reading “WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (64)” →

i wouldn’t mind calling kerry rhodes “daddy”.
has a nice ring to it.
in a twist that i didn’t see coming,
allegedly he might be kim k’s baby daddy.
stop laughing!
you have to read the rest!
stop!
bossip has it and well…

Continue reading “Who’s Yo Daddy? Huh? Who Is It?……. Uh You Maybe? I Dunno.” →

….again?
i guess we can expect this every month.
anyway in my absence,
you guys were on it as usual.
had about 20 emails in my box about this.
even some mentions on twitter.
i watched the video that peanut leaked for the first time this morning.
and well…

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i’m in a happy mood today.
i’ll post on that later.
anyway just when i thought my kerry was in the clear,
some new shots of the great peanut and him surfaced.
an f-bi just sent me a re-up of the new pics from balleralert…

Continue reading “The Bullying Of Kerry Rhodes Continues From Pepe Le’ Peanut” →

who knew wendy williams would be #teamkerry?
back on the radio,
wendy williams use to out people left and right.
i guess things have changed now that she is getting that television check.
anyway she had things to say about this kerry and peanut scandal…

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yup.
you read the title right.
now take it with a grain of salt.
this is coming from a “source” who spoke to baller alert.
i don’t do sources.
i could pretend to be a source and send an email.
it’s that easy.
either way,
allegedly he’s supposed to be marrying her.

damage control?
the “complexion for protection”.
how convenient.
can she save kerry?
nope.
if this is true,
i’m about to take kerry though a segment in the foxhole:

“how to save a baller wolf’s ass in a scandal”

kerry.
his people.
“the source”.
read this now…

Continue reading “Allegedly, Kerry Rhodes Is Getting Married (Kerry Get In Here)” →