the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

over the weekend,
bryon and his manz had a brief squabble.
the worst thing he did was come on social media to vent in his emotions.
a Foxholer decided to drop a whole alleged dossier in my box.
this is what bryon posted that got everyone riled up (again)…

You ever been in a situation where someone did you dirty,
but instead of pullin’ up on you,
they decided to play a disappearing act?
They had plenty to say behind your back,
but the moment you come for them,
they pulled a vanishing act like they were in some twisted game of hide and seek?

yeah,
i’ve been there too.
they broadcast their drama with you to the whole forest,
but when it actually telling you to your face?
radio silence.
it’s like trump is feeling that way about kamala harris.
he’s been running his mouth,
or should i say fonting his truth socially,
about her and her campaign.
with the debates coming up in 2 weeks,
he’s allegedly got a case of the…

Look good
Be at the right place and time
Have the funds
Some kind of career that can get someone from point A to B

… and you can pretty much have sex with any male,
whether straight or gay.
whether its for clout,
to getting bills paid,
or you can put someone on,
you can get sex pretty easy out here.
i’ve been taught that money talks.
rich white males have been paying to beat the stuffin’ out rapping and IG straights,
many of whom look like slugs or night of the living dead extras.
what they don’t tell you is how males are bigger groupies than vixens.
two of my fav Foxholers have schooled me to the game of it all.

“Don’t put any male you see on IG on a pedestal.” – We’ll discuss that soon.

so a Foxholer sent me something about hair stylist,
jonathan wright…

“This is Texas,
ain’t got no condom?”…
or whatever Bey said in that song.

more than a few of my favorite new yawkers have swapped bagels for barbecue,
permanently setting up camp in houston, texas.
they rave about the southern charm and no taxes but can’t stand two things:

The traffic
The heat

as you know,
i’ve always had a soft (and warm) spot for those texas wolves:

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there’s something about that texas wood…
grain that hits different but Foxhole,
this morning made my foxhole close up and put a “do not enter” sign.
as fine as they are down there:

Are they handing out STDs like party favors?…

i wont even hold you but…

The forest of male attentionisto escorts is so fascinating to me.

i’m really into it.
i’m learning that when “got it like that” gays travel,
they book the services of many IG ‘gay for pay’ attentionistos to accompany them.
the “got it like that” straights do it all the time with IG attentionistas.
i meannnnnnnnnnnz…
whats better than some good sex with your ultimate fantasy on hotel sheets?
many make a living working out to get smutted out.
it happens more than you think.

a Foxholer sent in an story about a reality show wolf who allegedly escorts.
he might have allegedly been the RSVP-enis for a wedding overseas…

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