Who Knew Vienna Sausage Could Save You From Starving To Death?

foxhole,
i want you to do 2 things for me tonight.
the first is be so thankful for your blessings.
like,
be really grateful.
so i saw on twitter the alleged meals fema provided puerto rico.
please take a look at what they may have given them…
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So Nelly Allegedly Out Here Raping Vixens Now?

after darren sharper,
incredibly one of the finest baller wolves,
got accused and convicted of rape,
good looks don’t mean shit.
i woke up today to hear nelly,
one of the finest rapper wolves,
was arrested of alleged rape today.
well i caught the flu,
but you know i’m ready
this is what tmz had to say…
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Don Lemon Debuts His Alleged New Boyfriend for Cuffing Season

i’m not surprised by this revelation at all.
if you are,
i may judge you.
so cnn anchor wolf,
don lemon,
brought his new alleged boyfriend out for a date night.
they were x’d leaving an snl after party in new yawk and well…
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Jacob Kohinoor Put On His Good Wig For This Quantasia Sharpton Interview

so guess who made all the major news outlets?
yup.
miss(?) butt cheeks,
jacob kohinoor.
why?
jacob interviewed quantasia sharpton,
the alleged accuser in the whole usher/herpes scandal,
on his youtube channel,
“living fearlessly”.
well during the interview,
jacob asked her what proof did she have to incriminate usher?
quantasia claimed she had a sex tape.
it starts at…

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Usher Has A Bigger Problem Than I Was Expecting

foxhole…
i can’t.
i can imagine usher being in a concert,
working the crowd,
and seeing some pussy he’d like to fuck.
i’m sure that happens in most concerts.
the accuser in this usher scandal had her press conference today.
i learned something new.
everyone meet quantasia sharpton
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So The Male Has Come Forward With Allegations Against Usher

i said to myself about usher:

“This scandal is going in a complete direction i didn’t think it would…”

can i be completely honest?
i was waiting for an alleged male to come out with a story.
now i love usher,
but the forests have always been a bark.
well a foxholer brought to my desk more alleged confessions.
this time a male is filing a lawsuit against usher via tmz
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