alicia keys

FOR THE RECORD: (12)

since i’m in a heavy mood,
i wanted to lighten up the foxhole.
go back to when you first stepped on the scene.
way back when.
you are excited at what you are about to present the world.
now look at who you are.
what has changed from then to now?
do you like it?
are you still likeable?
well this round is called:

THEN/NOW: THE MUSIC VIDEO DIVA EDITION

lets take a look at the contestants…

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I Want To Make Some Sweet Hot Fire With You

i must have been the only one who liked:

i didn’t agree with “girl on fire” being the first single.
although i did like the slower version:

don’t judge me.
the album was really what i needed at the time.
when she announced “fire we make” with maxwell would be her next single,
i was excited as hell because i love that song.
well she released the video today…

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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz, Can I Get A Witness?

i always wondered if i’m capable of going crazy?
like if my wolf decided to act up,
would i scratch up his car or order 20 pizzas to his house?
~~out him to the world for reality show pipe dreams?~~
i’m good at cutting someone out my life when they fuck up.
i can pretty much erase your number and never look back,
but would i ever go straight up psycho?
hmm.
good question.
they say good dick makes you do crazy things.
kinda like this vixen who repeatedly ran her truck in her wolf’s car.
how about it was right outside a keys and swizz beatz crib.
well my friends at cliff view pilot had this to send me…

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Clive Davis Wants Ya’ll To Know He Is A Hot ‘N’ Happn’ Bi-Sexual

i’m sick as hell,
but i had to bust open my laptop for this one.
you know i gotta keep the foxhole updated.
no days off.

well clive.
it’s that time, huh?
clive is revealing all in his new biography,
story of my life.
clive is letting you know he has had the sweet taste of paynus in his mouth…
…and halfway liked it.

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Dig Into This Celeb Allstar Sunday Buffet!

well another successfully boring all star came and went.
of course,
all the celebs were in the house.
some looked bored.
others looked… well bored.
nice turn out tho…

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FOR THE RECORD: (4)

to become a sophomore means you made it through as a freshmen.
you required the skills to move on to a higher grade.
when it comes to music,
it’s popularity and album sales.
some people are not fortunate enough to make it past a first album,
let alone a first single.

sophomore albums mean growth for an artist.
it showcases a deeper side of them lyrically.
this is the time that they teach you who they are about.
things they went through.
learning lessons.
freshman album builds the foundation.
sophomore release creates the brand’s blueprint.