if you a real “got a good photographic memory” type of muthaufucka,
you can track attentionistos by the size and length of their eggplants.
ones you THOUGHT were straight.
well,
i thought he was straight but i feel ya’ll got a “DUH” waiting for me.
for The Foxhole,
we get a ding in our senses.
so when i had a big azz ding about the following eggplant…

and the exceptionally round tail it was going in and out of

that made me put 2×2 together...

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so it has happened…
jamari fox got caught up in the “pokemon go” takeover.
damn left for getting me to download this game!
the crazy thing is,
i wasn’t into pokemon before.
i didn’t even know left was a huge pokemon fan either.
i just knew about pikachu and how cute he was.
now i’m walking around looking for him like a damn fool.
well i’m not alone.
the whole usa has gone pokemon crazy.
i see that damn game on everyone’s phone in new yawk.
well the game is causing everyone to go places they shouldn’t.
a foxholer sent me what the ny daily news had to say…
Continue reading “Pokemon Go Has The World (And Me) Going Crazy!” →

so baller wolf cam newton had a rough day.
i’m sure it may have went something like this:

ran out of toilet paper
get dressed to go to supermarket
try not to get in car accident

well he ended up getting into a serious car accident earlier today.
even after nearly being killed,
he still managed to have a big koolaid smile on his face…
Continue reading “Um, Don’t Die On Us Cam Newton” →