drake’s henchman thinks LA burning is kendrick’s karma

With henchman like this…
so drake starts a beef with kendrick lamar,
kendrick fires back with a dragging for the hip hop history books,
and drake continues to act like a sore loser…

according to one of his henchmen,
the LA fires is karma…
for kendrick?
allegedly…
beyonce gave some of us trauma today

Oh no!
Queen Bey has canceled her much-hyped announcement.
today was supposed to be the day beyonce broke the internet again.
instead of becoming a trend,
she did the unthinkable…
i sagged my jeans and a gay male had me feelin like a b!tch

The Confused Sagger.
wolves “be knowing” they have big tails.
if you have a keen eye for detail,
it’s usually the bawdy part they show off the most.
they either sag or wear pants that purposely fit too tight.
the moment that another male compliments their best assets,
they have a bitch fit when they can’t control the narrative.
“OTHER DUDES ARE LOOKING!?!
THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED!
I AIN’T WIT THAT GAY SHIT!”
…but when are we gonna start telling them THEY ARE WITH THAT GAY SHIT?
that “gay shit” is the reason they are even on the radar in the first place.
a Foxholer sent me the following video of a sagger gone “looked at wrong”.
he expresses his dismay over the male gaze on his “peek a boo” butt cheeks….
when civility shocks rihanna’s socal media

I’m confused about something.
obama,
exchanging pleasantries with his favorite frenemy and our new president,
at jimmy carter’s funeral.
it caused rihanna’s socials to promptly lose its collective mind.
in the age of the “pop off”,
where drama is currency,
it seems like everyone was expecting a knuckle sandwich served hot.
instead…
holding onto hope when the forest is on fire (literally)

How do you hold on to hope when the forests seem to be falling apart?
2025 came in like an uninvited guest who trashed the place before the party even started.
first…
attentionisto amnesia

Have you ever noticed how attentionistos try to rewrite their past when the present starts looking brighter?
yesterday,
i got an email from the PR rep of an ex-“kinda, sorta, maybe”-still current attentionisto.
yep,
you read that right.
PR.
Sidebar: the PR person was cool.
They are just doing their job so no shade or beef there.
anyway,
they wanted me to take down a few old posts about their client.
as i scrolled through the entries,
confused as to what was so scandalous,
i couldn’t help but think to myself…




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