some of my foxholers are power baggin’ some of these “straights” (allegedly)

Many of us don’t realize what a shift in power dynamics looks like.
One minute are on top and the next,
we are on the bottom and hurting because of it.

 i finally had my “a-ha” moment.
the foxhole taught me what that looks like.
so i’m gonna be 100 with you:

Many of my Foxholers are smashing/have smashed many of the males we lust after.
Allegedly.

from attentionistos to the “straight” personal trainers.
i’ve seen me the sex clips,
the “after sex” pictures,
and the “oh so he isn’t straight” messages.
allegedly.
there is a common theme when i font to some of ya’ll…

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jada pinkett-smith drops a “yeah, we kinda knew” facebook status alert

^2012.
this is my favorite picture of the smith family.
it shows all of their different personalities in this shot.
jada pinkett-smith dropped a bombshell today for ( x people magazine ).

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith Been Separated Since 2016

 

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i mean,
it was pretty obvious

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elon musk says slavery was cool beans because everyone did it in history

i won’t even hold you but i didn’t pay attention to elon musk.
i know he was responsible for the self driving cars,
but he was “i don’t know her” as person.
i was forced to know him once he bought twitter.

pours out likka out for the dead bird
Twitter,
many of miss what you use to be.
Maybe one day,
you’ll raise from the dead and be a zombie.

twitter was once one of my favorite sites for news and updates.
elon turned it into a cesspool or hate,
main characters,
and a place to jack off.
elon be fonting just anything on there too.
he is saying we don’t much anything about history with racism

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lala milan breeded wit someone all ya’ll wanted to get bred by

i first discovered lala milan on snapchat.
that was when snap was a thing before ig started doing stories.
she use to do funny videos on there while working a regular job.
i admired her hustle and thought her personality would be great for tv.

Years later,
she ended up accomplishing her dreams and more.

lala has also been keeping her sexy ass wolf a secret too.
she posted that she is pregnant but when she debuted…

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cleo sol saved my life on sunday night

i don’t think i wanna get high again.
okay,
i’m lying but still,
read me out.

Sunday Night…

i decided to finish watching gen v on amazon prime.
as i was at the part after “ant girl” slid down dude’s giant penis,
i said to myself:

“This show would probably be so dope while high off an edible.”

so i took half of an eddy but decided i needed to take the other half too.
so i ended up getting higher than the wings of an angel

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is this what God wanted for us because this sucks

Migrants everywhere and nowhere at the same time
The Adams Administration being literal buffoons
Violence making a comeback like its 90s NY
Rona and Tuberculosis starting their country wide tour from NY
Inflation is infiltrating our savings accounts in order to survive
The cornballs in our government bringing us into their group chat
Nothing being done by our cornballs in the government
Crazy people being liked cause of the chaos they create
Twitter being turned into Truth Social Deux
…am I missing anything else?

…oh,
and climate change being the biggest bitch of them all.
i sat on my couch last night,

thinking to myself how i want to leave new yawk.
that is the first time i wanted to leave my city.
that is when i had to ask myself…

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