i’ll take the united states of canada with a gulf of america special

I think this sequel is going to be a bomb.
our new president is back at it,
hungry for power and domination.
instead of building a wall to separate mexico from bad hombres
he put on his 2025 vision board a bold plan to redraw the map of north america…
no porn in florida and no recording either?

Fontin’ of recording…
i still don’t understand why porn is ( x blocked down south ).
the reasoning makes no sense to me but sure,
whatevs.
florida is determined to be one of the worst states in the united states.
Florida Foxholers: do not record the police or first responders in florida.
allegedly:
You WILL be arrested if they catch that phone out.
i saw the following on reddit and…
Continue reading “no porn in florida and no recording either?” →i want everyone in every country to know this man stank

This is my favorite deodorant.
it doesn’t leave white spots on the armpits of your shirts.
the things we do to go viral should be studied.
compassion out; stone cold pyschopath in.
you never know when you’re going to be recorded to be embarrassed.
not just embarrassed for your school or block…
…but for the entire forests to laugh at you.
i understand someone might not be wearing deodorant and stinkin’ up the joint,
but did the following need to be recorded so the entire planet knew?…
why the “league” doesn’t matter when he thinks you’re the prize

I never found Timothee Chalamet attractive until he was talking sports on ESPN.
there was something really masculine about him ( x in this moment ).
the facial hair helps too.
i’m gonna get into timothee in just a second,
but i’ve figured out something quite recently with him and kylie jenner.
one moment,
you think males are indifferent towards you and the next,
you got someone(s) “out of your league” hooked.
it’s about the universal truth…
gimmie what i want

What does it feel like to have both love and lust in perfect harmony?
i ask because this video of august alsina and zu has been living rent-free in my head.
not because i want august but because that energy,
that intimacy,
that undeniable connection is what i crave.
imagine being so drawn to your partner that you’re counting down the minutes until you hit the crib?
the way august looks into the camera,
clueless about the climbing that is heading his way,
does something to me.
if my manz don’t like at me like this when he sees me:

we have absolutely nothing to talk about.
here’s the issue tho…
don’t honor jimmy carter because our new president is alive and kicking (up dust)

The following doesn’t even hit the same once I saw our new president doesn’t even write his posts.
president jimmy carter bid this life adieu on the 29th of december.
like all presidents in this country,
their deaths are always honored.
every american flag is flown at half-mast for 30 days.
( x read it here )
unfortunately,
the new president being sworn is around this moment.
not a slight against him but ya know,
what america has pretty much always done.
are we surprised his ghost writers took to his platform to flip theeee fuck out…
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