Winston Jerome Makes A Funny
The jokes write themselves,
as always…
Nicki Got Scared, Shook, Panickin’
“I’m a bad bitch, I’m a cunt
And I’ll kick that hoe, punt”
So Nicki, uh, did you forget to punt last night?
Would It Rude If I Wanted Him To Bench Press Me?
Guess who I just saw that was looking at me like I was lunch…
….but I kept it moving and left them with their jaw on the ground? Continue reading “Would It Rude If I Wanted Him To Bench Press Me?”
He’s So Vain (He’s Gonna Know This Entry About Him)
I have been following Vain for a minute…
And only because he has a Body That Needs To Be Fucked.
…. oh he has other talents too lol
Continue reading “He’s So Vain (He’s Gonna Know This Entry About Him)”
C.R.U.S.H.E.D: The Untold Stories
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We all have crushes.
I will admit, I had a BIG crush on Devin Thomas.
Lately, I have been crushed.
He sort of disappointed me.
I don’t know why, but I am sorta over it.
He seems to NOT be the Wolf I imagined he would be.
I wouldn’t turn down a fuck fest weekend with him,
but after that eyebrow incident and his crazy rant on Twitter,
something sorta turned me off.
Downgraded from That’s Daddy Right There to Dick Dealer Status.
See how I did that there?
3 Minute Quickie on an Elevator
i saw him from down the hall waiting for the elevator.
he was looking so good and chocolatey.
his bald head glistened with sweat.
he had on a off beige t shirt, tan shorts, and some sandals.
he is african so i didn’t expect anything less.
he instantly saw me and waved.
i waved back; feeling shy but confident.
3 elevator doors opened but i rushed in the one with him.
he smiled and extended his hand….
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