i can make males very comfortable with me.
i’ll never forget,
years ago,
i went on a date with this author who was dl.
it was our first time meeting and i didn’t want some netflix and chill shit.
now he was acting all nervous before the date,
but once we were in that restaurant,
he was doing way too much.

Eye fuckin’ the shit outta me
Taking food off my plate seductively
Finding ways to touch me

he was making me nervous cause i was like wtf!!!!!
talmbout he wanted to teach me how to write books.
we didn’t kiss,
my lips never touched his privates,
nor did he get a whiff of this good stuff but i had that nose wide open.
i’ve realized that when/if a male is into you,
regardless of what the circumstances are,
they will let their defenses all the way down.
i don’t know whose nose is wide open between jeffree star or andre marhold.
both?
i mean andre out here cooking dinner on ig stories and doing alla this…
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in order to be in the foxhole,
your investigative and meddling skills need to be top tier.
you gotta be able to put together clues,
patterns,
inconsistencies,
social media crumbs,
solve mysteries,
and still be home on time to cook dinner for your (future) manz.

everyone wanted to know who ^that wolf was that jackal,
jeffree star,
was trying to lowkey trying to flex with in that picture.

“I’m getting some black dick so I’m desirable.”

well if they wanted this to be dl then they’re stupid.
his tatts are the main clue in the picture.
today,
i was led to this…
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i’m not shocked anymore.
we always assume certain males are “better than that“,
but i’ve seen the finest wolves deal with the trashiest whores.
they’ll fuck,
propose,
and even have young ones with the lowest of the lows.
how many times have we seen someone get outed and wonder:

WTF were you with him??????

don’t ever think someone is too:

Fat
Ugly
Feminine
Out of shape
Nerdy
Loser
Messy AF

…to pull top tier meat in these forests.
never underestimate the power some of these folks have.
when beauty guru and problematic attentionisto,
jeffree star,
posted this today after made a joke of him playing with the wrong balls…
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it’s a shame all his handsomeness is going to waste…
sometimes,
we want that ol thing back.
we go out into these forests and realize how big and scary they are.
that is my impression of attentionisto,
andre marhold.
he realized how awful it was out here and ran right back to…
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people don’t realize the power of folk’s investigative skills.
i don’t call them the f-bi for nothing.
this is why when i’m creepin’,
and i don’t want people putting 2 x 2 together,
i just don’t post anything period.
about 4 foxholers sent me the following story.
i was sitting on it,
thinking it might out someone,
but it seems to not be the case.
this is why i tweeted this the other night:

mandingo gucci (^above) is known for his onlyfans content.
he has a big ass dick and an amazing stroke to go with it.
the f-bi started noticing who he seemed to have allegedly moved in with.
the rumors are “possibly more“…
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business.
when you are the “it male or vixen” in the industry,
you are presented with many opportunities.
some might not always be the best even though they may pay the most.
jordan torres,
aka officialjt,
and his marvelous titties have taken the title of “it wolf” atm.

one of the foxholers alerted me as to who he decided to do business with…

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