according to godfrey, two of our TV dads were cheating with males on our TV moms

When Aunt Patti allegedly outed Luther,
big and little “Loo-Fah”,
the black community was not having it.

say what you want about us,
but we CAN protect our unproblematic legends,
especially when it comes to their personal lives.
you see how fast we stood up to protect tevin campbell.
outing has always been a tricky game.
let a male be attractive,
and suddenly,
there’s a full-blown witch hunt into his sexuality.
straight jackals,
who claim to “hate that gay shit”,
sure do love spilling “that gay shit“.
enter comedian godfrey,
who decided to put not one but two beloved tv dads on blast…
so i sent an email to WW

I did something that I don’t know if it was stupid.
i think it was because of all this fonting about work wolf these last few weeks.
i was looking for an email and came across and old email of his…
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the next four years of cars, no planes, and automobiles

i have a fear of flying but i also:
Have a fear of seeing a plane fall out the sky.
this scene in “knock at the cabin” legit terrified me.
spoilers included,
although the movie was terrible:
not to mention the movie,
“flight“:
but,
um,
our new president doing is helping stir the pot of my fears…
i am the F word who lives in the next block

yesterday,
i was on the phone with cousin hybrid for over two hours,
catching up on everything:
Politics
Dating
Life updates
Family
The ins and outs of males who lurk on Rih’s social media
but somewhere towards the end,
we stumbled onto an unexpected “a-ha” moment about our childhood…
are you gonna pay the dl whisperer to find out your man likes other manz?

He looks like Sexyy Red to me.
vixens are always on the hunt to decode their wolf’s secrets,
lurking in comment sections,
side-eyeing their man’s wolf pack,
and running to the nearest gay for confirmation.
let’s be 110%:
If you have to ask,
whether he is cheating or gay,
you already know.
the real question is:
…then what?
are they exposing him?
leaving him?
or is this just another episode of “i think my man is sus, but i still love him”?
enter tiktok’s self-proclaimed crime fighter,
the dl whisperer,
who claims he can sniff out a DL male from a mile away…
you’re single and hating life on valentine’s day, huh?

What we’re not gon’ do today is feel depressed.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel worthless.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel left out.
because let’s be real,
today is just the day for people to flex off their relationships.
the posts are rolling in:
“Haha,
I ain’t lonely today,
bitch!”
but realistically…
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