did that man who runs that platform call justin trudeau a “girl”?

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS???????
AND WHY AM I IN IT?????

did elon musk call the “soon to be ex” prime minister of canada,
justin trudeau,
“girl”?

according to pop base on his x-twitter…

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“i was all in that hole and i’d do it again.”

i was taken back,
i won’t lie.
it also made me hornier than i already was

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i’ll take the united states of canada with a gulf of america special

I think this sequel is going to be a bomb.

our new president is back at it,
hungry for power and domination.

instead of building a wall to separate mexico from bad hombres
he put on his 2025 vision board a bold plan to redraw the map of north america

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no porn in florida and no recording either?

Fontin’ of recording…

i still don’t understand why porn is ( x blocked down south ).
the reasoning makes no sense to me but sure,
whatevs.

florida is determined to be one of the worst states in the united states.
Florida Foxholers: do not record the police or first responders in florida.
allegedly:

You WILL be arrested if they catch that phone out.

i saw the following on reddit and…

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i want everyone in every country to know this man stank

This is my favorite deodorant.

it doesn’t leave white spots on the armpits of your shirts.
the things we do to go viral should be studied.
compassion out; stone cold pyschopath in.
you never know when you’re going to be recorded to be embarrassed.
not just embarrassed for your school or block

…but for the entire forests to laugh at you.

i understand someone might not be wearing deodorant and stinkin’ up the joint,
but did the following need to be recorded so the entire planet knew?…

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why the “league” doesn’t matter when he thinks you’re the prize

I never found Timothee Chalamet attractive until he was talking sports on ESPN.

there was something really masculine about him ( x in this moment ).
the facial hair helps too.
i’m gonna get into timothee in just a second,
but i’ve figured out something quite recently with him and kylie jenner.
one moment,
you think males are indifferent towards you and the next,
you got someone(s) “out of your league” hooked.
it’s about the universal truth

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